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My parents are clearing out their junk and it’s been a nice dose of nostalgia. We looked back on newspaper clippings of all of Kelly’s academic and charitable achievements. Really cool in comparison to only one clipping of me from a crime log when I got flashed at a public park.

[PHIL @MUDDYBADGERTV]

@st_weightloss INVINCIBLE

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@MuddyKnows @st_weightloss Yes! I’m so glad someone mentioned this

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@StephanieWils0n @contactabrother Too real

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If But I’m a Cheerleader came out today it’d be nominated for best picture

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Spraining my thumb furiously flipping back and forth between the Celtics and the met gala. I contain multitudes.

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Dude, honestly.. what do I do if Beau is Afraid is bad?

[Clown Shaped Coffin 💛! @_PartyCoffin_]

Hello, my name is Clown! I’m am working on "Welcome Home" and all sorts of silly art! Please explore my work and have a wonderful day!

Welcome Home ~ https://t.co/cGYu2YFvBf

My Portfolio ~ https://t.co/ijmXKpmjns

My Ko-fi ~ https://t.co/0ZpOIsXh8u

Thank you for visiting!

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I want them to put one of those dogs that uses the buttons to talk on love is blind

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Like imagine opening up your laptop Wednesday morning at your spy balloon job and this is all over the internet

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I get such bad secondhand embarrassment whenever I see grainy pictures of the spy balloon.

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The breakfast sandwich I had at 7am was so bad that I’m still having intrusive thoughts about it

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Is watching the next episode of a show you promised to save to see with your significant other on a different account so they don’t find out a form of cheating?

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^ This one was for you @zacharydotgov

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This year I’m gonna be a slut for Halloween

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I have an entire closet of costumes to pick from

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Adam Levine, a level II certified sommelier, after a sip of Malbec

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The 30 cigarettes I smoked last weekend coming for the citizens of the Osmosis Jones city inside me

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@McHoward_20 Let’s get tickets

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Once Halle did that little run in the new Little Mermaid commercial, it was confirmed that this live action one is gonna kick the cartoon’s ass