Edward Green

[Dan Hill @dandinohill]

Majority Leader @LeaderJohnThune wants to send the Senators home because he doesn't want them in Wash. DC, where they might pass the SAVE America Act.

The Senators don't want to go home because they know the Constituents will give them Hell for Not passing the SAVE America Act.

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

JD walks in on Trump & Rubio in deep debate, over a sheet of paper covered in notes.
JD: "What's the discussion?"
Trump: "We're discussing how we can deport 3 million liberal white women & 4 beagles."
JD: "What did the beagles do?"
Rubio: "See? I told you no one would care about the liberal white women."

[Kent Rollins @Kent_Rollins]

My favorite and yours to, try it and let me know. Hope yall have a blessed day!

[Shannon Hill @ShannonMFHill]

Democrats: Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful woman

Trump: Kaitlan Collins looks like Dylan Mulvaney

Democrats: OMG Trump just said Kaitlan Collins looks like a man!!

🫠

[Mooses Felix 🇺🇸 @MoosesFelix]

“If I had to choose a player to take a shot to save a game, I’d choose Michael Jordan. If I had to choose a player to take a shot to save my life, I’d take Larry Bird.”

Pat Riley made this comment when comparing the two in high-pressure situations

[Israel_Military @IsraelMillitary]

🚨BREAKING:

According to media reports, Iran will always remember this incident. The US Navy destroyed an Iranian vessel; the Iranian ship was advancing towards the US Navy, but before it could launch an attack, the US struck and completely destroyed it. The might of the US is evident to you.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Mitch McConnell back in the Senate and Fox News scores the first sit-down. No surprise there! 🇺🇸

[Warløck Scalping 🪖 @warlock_trading]

Who made this?? 🤣🤣🤣

[Patty Girl X’d 🇺🇸☘️ @PerspicaciousXY]

Mitch McConnell just called me and asked if my refrigerator was still running. He’s so silly like that.

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!

[Larry Legend☘️ @LarryBirdDaily]

You know it was a special day when that much basketball greatness was in one place... we'll never witness anything like it again.(1997)

[Doog @doogadoo11]

Are there Kalshi odds for whether Mitch McConnell is alive or not?

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Mickey Rivers, on Reggie Jackson's claim that he had a 160 IQ:

“Out of what, a thousand?”

[84-0.com: Sports Draft Games @84and0]

The fine people of Hammond, Indiana wanted the stadium to blend into the surrounding area…

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[Ir. Agronomist. Jacques Muhirwa @jacquemuhirwa]

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[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

So funny, slow it down 🤣😂

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS IS WILD 💀💀💀