Not President of Ireland

Tweets from Áras an Uachtar Reoite, with updates on the work of Uachtarán na hÉireann, Catherine Connolly.
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[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Starting your Leaving Cert tomorrow?

Hate that!

#leavingcert

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Yo 👋
Been a while.
What did I miss?
#ireland 🇮🇪

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Endorsed as an enjoyable watch.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Guys! I’m on the fucking telly!

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Good morning. Starting your State Examinations today? Hate that.

#JuniorCert
#LeavingCert

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Great stretch in the evenings now.

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Merry Christmas!

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Hmm, poll bias. It’s like McDonald’s only asking their own fans which fast-food place they like best.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Who gets your vote for President as it stands today?

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Oh please run. Imagine the craic I would have as your parody account. 🇮🇪

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Potential competition if I run. Gerry, 78. Bertie. 75. Enda, 74. Each with unbreakable ties to their individual parties politics. Regardless of what the public outside of their parties feel. These parties govern themselves vs govern the people. Or me, 35. Young, active, passionate, fresh skin in the game. I listen. I support. I adapt. I have no affiliation/bias/favoritism toward any party. They would genuinely be held to account regarding the current sway of public feeling. I’d even put it all to vote. There’d be votes every week to make sure. I can fund. It would not be me in power as President, people of Ireland. It would be me and you. 🙏🇮🇪

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

@RadioGenoa Neck physio.

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Well, you know, they still decided to go ahead and pay for it despite the sticker shock, so what’s the big deal? They could have gone home and made a cheaper DIY one instead.

[Naomi O'Leary @NaomiOhReally]

A receipt causing shock on the family group chat

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

The already hauntingly beautiful "Fairytale of New York" will take on an even deeper, poignant meaning as it begins to grace the Christmas playlists. Its melodies and words will resonate more profoundly in our hearts. Rest in peace, Shane, your legacy continues to touch us all.

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

RIP Shane, we’ll miss you forever.

[Niecy O'Keeffe @NiecyOKeeffe]

I don’t know but at a guess, I’d say he’d have told you to shut the fuck up, for starters.

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

This guy is a hero. His intervention probably saved many lives. Oh, and he happens to be a foreign national.

[TheJournal.ie @thejournal_ie]

Deliveroo dirver Caio Benicio was on his motorbike this afternoon when he saw a man with a knife attacking a young girl in Parnell Square.
The 43-year-old Brazilian dismounted his bike, took off his helmet, and hit the attacker with it.
Read more here:
https://t.co/L7CRfb61pJ

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

@Angryman_J And you’re laughing at this? WTF?

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Correction: Decent Irish people have had enough of this disgraceful behaviour that puts innocent lives at risk.

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

Garda cars being set alight.

The Irish people have had enough.

#IrelandisFull

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people? Sickening.

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

€96.15 per click. Not bad at all. Even the Luas drivers will be envious of this gig.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The sacked presenter club! Great to see Ireland’s biggest TV star Ryan Tubridy in London today, and excited to see what he does next. RTE’s loss will definitely be someone else’s gain…

[Not President of Ireland @IrishPresident]

Hands up who wants a duvet day tomorrow? I’ll clear it with your boss.