NARL🍀

Certified pistol - not here to cause shit, not here to take your shit either.

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

Every ounce of pro-green, sustainability leaves my body when you attack my pizza oven. #newyorkersdonteatelectricpizza #touchourwoodfiredcrustandweriot

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

This cannot be the same world Ariel wanted to be a apart of….🧜‍♀️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

Visiting an ice cream shop: Very important

Visiting our border, where illegal immigration, deaths, escapes and fentanyl smuggling set new records non-stop with thousands dying as a result: Not important

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

I don’t consider myself a risk taker but I did buy Halloween candy 10 days early……. So, the risk of kids not having candy is high. #reesespumpkinsaredelicious #fightme

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

The only people I trust are those that can withhold stealing fries off another’s plate. That kind of self control is ironclad.

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

Seems like it's always the people telling others how they should be spending their money that wouldn't spend a dime or appreciate someone doing the same to them. Like they would somehow be handing out money to everyone if they had it. #stopdoingmathontwitter

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

My toxic trait is spending $200 at the grocery store and then going out for dinner. 🍴

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

The only way I’d watch the #Oscars is if all actors had to fight to win their Oscar. Feel like I missed out on an Oscars I would have finally watched. #whohitsharder #noonegivesafuckaboutyourpartineuphoria #rememberwhenwillsmithdidnthavetocusstosellrecords

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

I react to open bars like this not a bunch of repackaged lies. Close the air space for Russia but still buy their gas? Campaign on defund the police but now fund them? Forgot the 13 who actually died in war? Come together on COVID when he’s only ever spoke of division? #surejoe

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Trudeau says the Truckers have no right to shut down the economy and to prevent people from living their day to day lives.
Does not appreciate the irony that his government—for the last two years—has shut down the economy and prevented people from living their day to day lives.

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

Prescription medications have so many side effects that by the end of the commercial I’ve already forgotten what they were trying to solve. #bigpharma #bigbusiness

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

Guys, it’s a bomb cyclone not a Hiroshima bomb. It’s also fucking winter. Put on some boots and stop listening to networks like @CNN who are more alarmed by a winter storm than their predatory employees. #itsnows #inthenorth #inwinter #beendoingitforcenturiesnow

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@evafox @POTUS Biden is a damp 🧦 puppet in human form

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

Woke up wondering if any of the kids who used to work at Abercrombie & Fitch circa 2000 got COVID and lived, or if their lung bronchioles is just coated in Perfume No. 1…… #youcouldsmellthatstoreamileaway #maybeitmighthavesavedthemtbh #nothinggetsthatsmellout #noteventhecorona

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

The government/CDC handling of covid lately seems more like the corporate middle management team zoom meeting where everyone is discussing problems but they have no idea how to solve any of them - and end up just talking about a recent weather event instead. #ihateithere

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

Kids today never had to hit a number 3-4 times for a letter to make a word for texts, and it shows.

#patiencegrasshopper

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

We really are regressing as a species......🙄

Man allegedly refusing to come down from tree in Queens https://t.co/VmKwADdohp

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

Watching Stanley Tucci’s Italy, and have promptly ordered a margarita pizza from a local place because that’s the kind of self control I have apparently when watching food shows. #Italyadoptmeplease #iloveallthefoods #mamacancookanytime #illjustkeepeating

[NARL🍀 @Irish_Ice_Queen]

My favorite reply is “must have gone to junk mail” to humble these fools who love being tough typer’s via email. #youremailisjunk #youarejunk #yourpersonalityisjunk #fixit