Damian Schmidt

Freelance web developer and graphic designer. Creator of MTG Carpenter ( Iristorm Design

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.

His sign reads:

1 for $3
3 for $10

A young man stops and buys one watermelon.

“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.

The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.

After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.

Then he turns back, grinning proudly.

“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”

The old man smiles and shakes his head.

“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

[Sky @SkyTheViking]

I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

This is a healing grid by Japanese artist Ryota Kanai. If you stare at the center, the irregularities start to heal themselves because your brain strongly prefers to see regular patterns.

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

I'm dying. With this translate tool, I'm finally able to effectuate ideation synergies

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

30 years of web browser market disruption

[the Rich @Duderichy]

amazing use of grok

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

The politics of a Voronoi partition: 48 hypothetical US states centered around the 48 largest urban areas

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[The SEO Guy @theseoguy_]

I think about this SEO legend every day

[Paras Chopra @paraschopra]

How I feel when I use that damn emdash in my writing!

[Heer Shingala ✍️👩‍🍳🤹‍♀️ @noheeriye]

I don't work in tech, have no background as an engineer or designer.

A few weeks ago, I heard about vibe coding and set out to investigate.

Now?

I am generating $10M ARR.

Just me. No employees or VCs.

What was my secret? Simple.

I am lying.

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

No, I would not like to create an account to buy from a vending machine…

[Héliographe @heliographe_]

If you put the Apple icons in reverse it looks like the portfolio of someone getting really really good at icon design

[Pedro Domingos @pmddomingos]

RIP Stack Overflow.

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse.

This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.

Journalist @CaseyNewton got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…