Johnny

medicine + tech.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

According to all aerodynamic laws, the bumblebee cannot fly because its body weight is not in the right proportion to its wingspan.

But ignoring these laws, the bee flies anyway.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@ihunanya____ Is there an epub version? I’m judging the book by its cover— it looks interesting.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@nonamme145 This book is still in my top 3!

[Heisenberg ⚕️ @augsby]

What Nigerian medical school never taught me:

How to say "the drug exists but you can't afford it."
How to pick who gets the one working machine.
How to carry all of it home and still be present at dinner.

The hardest lessons aren't clinical. 🧵

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@Drlab337 @Dr_Afo Which FMC’s should be at the top of my list?

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

Thank goodness I hesitated when someone asked me to use raenest(formerly geegpay) for payments.

All I see on here everyday are people complaining about losing their money on the app.

[David 🎨 | Sales Funnel and Automation Expert 🚀 @davidthefunnel]

Dear @RaenestApp @RaenestHQ ,

I'm making this post because I genuinely believed your platform was one people could trust.

My brother, @FeranmiF95240, had about $9,700 in his account. He checked it on the morning of the 24th, and everything was still there. But when he logged in again around 12 a.m. on the 25th, his account had been deactivated and his funds were gone.

He has already submitted every document your team requested. Since then, he has sent emails, replied to your posts on X, and reached out through your DMs, but all he has received are automated responses. No real person has spoken to him or explained what happened to his account or his funds.

I recommended Raenest to people because I believed it was a trustworthy company. Seeing my own brother go through this is painful and disappointing.

Almost $10,000 is not a small amount of money. The least anyone deserves is a clear explanation from a real person, not silence and automated replies.

@RaenestApp, please review his case and provide a proper update. He has been patient, and it's time someone from your team addressed this directly.

Kindly retweet 🙏🏻@Victor_Webflow @Aje_Dynamicz @omoalhajaabiola @Hiecreate_

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@obiabo_immanuel @paystack I wonder how safe this is

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@bigjosh_0 This data is stale.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@samziiieee NHA

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@jakoburan @DanielSmidstrup Wow 8gb handles docker efficiently?

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

Stop thinking there’s enough time. A great sense of urgency is the secret piece to capturing an insane level of speed.

[K.O.O @Dominus_Kelvin]

Seeing Nigerians take on products like a deployment platform and an email delivery service, I am really so proud.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

I miss the old twitter fr!

[낮 @natanattda]

Capitalism ruins literally everything 😄 twitter went from daily ranting logs to just a tailored engagement farming app like ppl are just saying anything rn for pennies 😅

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@Fran6issDrake @SirD589812 you skipped the first one 😂

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@MaryRoseMalomo Lmao. That was a calculated risk

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

@DA_Ogunleye I think the dimwit tweeted that for engagement. I hope Elon is paying her enough

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

This cracked me up😂

[Nate Matherson @NateMatherson]

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.

My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.

My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.

When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.

Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

I was in the pits, man. Real pits. He kept calling; I wouldn't pick up. For months. Then one day I did and we spoke for well over an hour into midnight. He kept repeating: "there's no shame in falling, son. Come home we'll figure it out". 1st & last time I cried as an adult.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

Bruh.

They told your sitting president to test the mic and he tasted it.

On national television.

[Johnny @IroeleJohnny]

The brain massage I get from writing coding is addicting!!