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They cancelled "Mindhunter" only to make shows like this... Sigh....

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[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

Me blowing weed smoke at the fly that got into my house:

[Nathan 🦉 @Nathanswfc2004]

Distinct lack of videos of Millwall and West Ham scraps

#noticing

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@KickedClip Begged his mate to back him and then flapped it the fat cunt 😂

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

Someone once told me that fear of heights is not really the fear of falling but the fear that the irrational urge to throw yourself over the edge will become irresistible. True in my experience

[Ben Brittain @BenABrittain]

The Union’s unsung success has been the containment of English nationalism. Break it and you summon precisely that, and nobody signing declarations in Cardiff has given a thought about what that vengeful pure nationalistic England actually looks like.

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

I think one of the saddest things about modern childhood is the loss of cartoons as inheritance. I grew up watching Scooby-Doo reruns decades after it first aired. Kids today have more content than ever, but perhaps less shared cultural inheritance across generations.

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🚨Under the oceans is where the Aliens are Hiding!🚨

"Ray says the secondary sweeping radar, the raw military feed that doesn't filter out terrain, started showing a solid rectilinear structure rising off the seabed."

"I asked him, "So what? The plane crashed into the sea?"

"Ray goes, "No, John. The plane's instruments read that the ground had risen up to meet them."