Angel Baker

Autistic innovator | Music & gaming enthusiast | Aspiring entrepreneur with big ideas | Let's connect on tech & creativity!

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@everydaydose iced coffee with caramel drizzle for me and the ol lady 😋

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@dominos @melindas_hot Don't worry, I'll be ordering again when she gets out. That's if I survive 🥴🤕

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

I've been needing my ass kicked lately, so I'm about to tease my girl while she's at the hospital with this @dominos pizza purchased with their any pizza for $9.99 deal along with @HiddenValleyRanch and @melindas_hot Black truffle hot sauce.

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@pizzahut this is how you SHOULD do pizza. Take notes....
THANKS @dominos !!!!
#ShotsFired

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@pizzahut yall need to fix your computer systems and fire the rude general manager at the Rock Island Illinois store. I ordered using a promo code given to me by @pizzahut, and my order total came out to $19. The driver arrived, and said my order total is $34 something.

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

Excuse me? I am NOT a little boy! I am a grown 29 year old man, about to turn 30.

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

Driver showed up, said the order total is $34.40. But the app and confirmation email said $19.00
Apparently the general manager told the driver and I quote "if this little boy doesn't have that $34.40 he ain't getting his damn food"

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

Ode to @pizzapuffs
Gas-station iTaco legend.
Flaky, greasy, molten perfection.
A lava-hot pocket of chaos and comfort.
Judges no one, saves everyone.
Long live the puff. 🍕🔥

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@pizzahut Check yer DMS!

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

Nobody outpizzas @pizzahut right??? I can name 5 places that
Blow ya'll out of the water.
@dominos @PapaJohns @MarcosPizza @caseys even the budget pizza kings @littlecaesars. Like what is this crap?? The crust is flat, tastes like Playdough, and WHY NO MORE CRUST SEASONING?

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

Hi, non religious person here,
Can we stop popping up under people's comments/posts insulting their religious beliefs?
It's not funny, you're not educating them, you just look like a dickhead.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk 😉

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@Konami
if you could get back with @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
and properly finish MGSV
that would be wonderful

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@elonmusk any chance you could collaborate with @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
and create a real life Cicada MC 2000 Truck or a Reverse Trike from Death Stranding?
that would be RAD

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@elonmusk Let's talk. I'll pick your brain and have you questioning reality*
Just know, I'll run circles around you with logic. Yours better be fully baked or I'll eat ya alive. Yes, that is a challenge. FITE ME

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

Boom.

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@elonmusk I'm autistic too. Except I grew up in group homes not emerald mines. No ketamine -just Ritalin at age six. No rockets- just a mind that runs on jet fuel with Ludacris mode always on and shredded brake pads.
No cybertruck, just a bicycle, and chronic pain.

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@TechN9ne Tech N9ne all these kids cracking jokes,
Wait till they find out about this relic 😉

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@elonmusk @grok your opinion?

[Angel Baker @IronFist1995]

@elonmusk Could Food Stamp Cuts Lead to New Stimulus Checks? 🧐
With the government shutdown potentially impacting food stamp distributions, there's growing concern about the ripple effects on the economy. If EBT benefits are cut, retailers like Walmart and Costco could feel the-