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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Hum a little tune with me
Take me out, shoot me up
Give a little more to me
Than what you have
Don’t shut me up

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Me
That’s who you harmed
Therefore life ruined
Mine is going according to plan
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Bye forever
That’s what they say
Before saying hi again
Here we go again
Yes? An answer?
No, then bye forever

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Experimenting on males is dangerous
They have a limit
After a while you go back
Hey, why did you appear in the first place
They insist that the only way to explain it is
To appear indefinitely
I didn’t sign up for that
That’s a trap
Nonsense
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

There is no reason
They simply show up
I ask why
They say they didn’t
I point out that they are literally there
They deny it
Then keep showing up on my radar
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Why do they locate me?
No idea
If they did
There is a reason
That’s what I was investigating
What is the reason?
Asking directly produces more confusion
Apparently, they didn’t
It just happened
We are in a situation
I will therefore exit and find another specimen
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Why did I choose them?
I didn’t, they located me
It keeps happening
I appreciate the guts
Therefore rewarded
By forcing it
Nonsense
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Here’s my theory on falling in love
It is absolutely wrong
Write a list
Go out into the world
Locate a person
Does he match the list?
Perfect
Now ask them if you can test on them
Just trying to see something
Force fall in love
Does it work?
What do you think?
It does
But it’s not the usual way
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[محمد البلوشي 🇦🇪 @Mohammad_ae]

مقتطفات من زيارة دولة قام بها صاحب السمو رئيس الدولة إلى ألمانيا

Highlights of UAE President His Highness Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan's state visit to Germany

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

You wish I was abusing substances
Then I wouldn’t come on here and abuse you
How does that work? I’ll probably not be angry
I think, substance doesn’t provide enough rage
Maybe it could be fuel, but a numbing agent fails
If I’m numb I don’t care enough to destroy you all
Therefore I am not on anything, vibes, audacity, rage

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

If this is a substance abuse issue
Let’s test it
Why isn’t it happening anywhere else?
I don’t see anyone else writing paragraphs
If you had to take something to produce this
Then why isn’t anyone?
Why aren’t you?
Exactly
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

As a performer
I clocked other performers
They played in my face
You were fine a second ago
Why are you crying?
Oh, an observer entered the scene
Here we go again
No, I can’t use that method
I can’t cry on command
I probably could have used that
At work
Strengthens the delicate butterfly image
But no, I was a machine

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Morality marker was apparently this
Is she nice to maids? Approved
She’s mean sometimes? Deploy lore
Therefore I knew the family’s history

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Nobody was safe
The Mayday Network
Chapter One
Let me tell you about your aunt
She is not nice to maids
Okay? Keep talking
Yes, I was a child
They know everything
Walking archives indeed

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

She was out there buying babies
Don’t quote me on this
I’m bluffing
She was identified as the source
Claim: babies are purchasable
Source: apparently my aunt
Therefore I don’t know
That is my family
They do stuff
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

I knew someone was hiding something
Where do kids come from?
Do we buy them?
Did your aunt tell you that?
WAIT
What?
Adding that to the list of unexplainable family lore

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Still no car key
Sanity proved
Now call the police
Then go to work
The whole thing took no more than a week
Week 1: Vacation
Objective: send signals to the network
Week 2: Psychiatric Intervention
Objective: prove sanity
Conclusion: contact the authorities
Car key acquired
Work
I don’t even like work
Why did I do all of that?
No idea

[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Makes no sense
That is nonsense
Why the mental hospital?
They kept suggesting it
I said FINE
There
I went
Now what?
No idea
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[👸🏻 @IronMajestique]

Don’t question my logic
I asked them to take me
You’re not giving me my car key back
Your son is obsessed with me
Does he have no life?
I have to go to work
This is inconveniencing
Coddling him created a nuisance with audacity
No filler inside it seems
Hollow on the inside loud on the outside
I had an objective
Go To Work
I need to take a detour
First stop: mental hospital
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