Jaylee Stark

If I'm forced to be part of this Avengers amusement park like circus, I should at least get a cool superhero suit, too, @TheHeroGig. {{#Cutie}} {{21+ writer}}

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "Makes sense why he blocked Peter's phone number then. Apparently Peter tried to set him up by giving his number out to a random woman after his aunt dumped Happy."

I shrugged casually.

"Yeah, naming a child any of those names borderlines on child abuse, if you ask me."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@AnAvengerNow = buying his threats though since I was certain that was merely his sense of humor and not actually something he would follow through with. Not like my own father would disown me... right?

"It's the end of this month. When is yours?"

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@AnAvengerNow "Eh, maybe, but considering he already removed me from his will, something tells me he won't be celebrating my birthday this year."

I exhaled a low chuckle as a humored grin creased my lips. Knowing that was exactly the false sort of threats my dad tossed out. I wasn't =

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@AnAvengerNow = about you, Peter. He may seem like he is uncaring and indifferent at times, but he would be crushed if something ever happened to you."

I shared.

"Same reason, I suppose, as to why he won't let me test out one of his Iron Man suits."

I huffed.

"Quite unfair if you ask me."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@AnAvengerNow "Something you should know about that..."

I began to say with a brief pause before I continued to explain what I assumed was my dad's reasoning behind that bout of "tough love," so to speak.

"My dad would probably never admit this, but he did that because he was worried =

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@AnAvengerNow I smiled back at Peter in response. He was undeniably a dork, but he was sweet, so you could say it balanced out his personality well.

"No offense to your bird story, but I think the actual guy wearing a bird suit trying to kill you was more interesting than your pigeon story."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "What if we set him up? People in relationships tend to be happier from what I've heard."

I suggested with a shrug.

"Are you talking about Grimace?"

My brow raised.

"Thanos looked like Grimace from McDonalds?"

My head gave a shake.

"Wow, you can't make this stuff up."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig = all of that sounds, I believe you. That Thanos guy really seemed like a piece of work."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "Ironic when you think about it, but I guess Happy in general is a walking irony."

I paused before continuing with my thought.

"I mean, we call him Happy and yet he's anything but happy."

My brows furrowed slightly as I listened to that explanation.

"As unrealistic as =

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig // Harry Potter has left quite a mark. No judgement from me. 🤣

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "Between that and his apparent obsession to text Happy to the point of getting blocked."

I shook my head.

"I can try. I'm sure he doesn't need to be a nerd."

I nodded before my eyes widened slightly. Creasing a brow in question.

"Wait, did you say a flying donut?"

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "Oh yeah, I blame Peter completely on that because I don't even like those movies."

I nodded in agreement.

"He's always spouting off some kind of movie references. Some catch on quicker than others."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "Well, you already cut me off from your fortune, so I was not aware that Bali, fancy hotels, and designer bath robes were options."

I made a face.

"Okay, Yoda... teach me your many ways."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "I don't care about your fortune."

I answered with a shrug.

"That said, I guess you know my answer then."

I pause.

"Although, at some point I really do want to try on one of your suits... and I don't mean the designer ones."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@AnAvengerNow "Peter, it's fine. We both know Happy is just grumpy by nature. Don't let him get to you."

I began to say in an attempt to cheer Peter up.

"If it's any consolation, you don't annoy me with your text messages."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@AnAvengerNow "I do, actually."

My shoulders rolled into a slight shrug.

"Something about you giving his number out to strangers and the text message spam you send him on a daily basis."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@TheHeroGig "Eh, it is what it is."

My shoulders rolled into a shrug.

"It's not like I forced myself into your life just to gain an inheritance. I just figured it might be cool to know who my dad is. Turns out, I was right. You are pretty cool. Even if you're leaving me nothing."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@SlytherinVeins "Foolish, huh?"

My lips pursed slightly as if giving the air of thinking over his response. I was admittedly finding his disgust and offense incredibly humorous.

"Careful now getting yourself all worked up. I can't imagine a red face would compliment that hair color well."

[Jaylee Stark @IronMansSpawn]

@SlytherinVeins "You have abnormally bright hair..."

I paused while my lips pursed slightly to take it in without retrieving my sunglasses.

"Hair dye, peroxide, or part albino?"

I asked with genuine curiosity.