Iron Phallus

World's smartest talking male appendage. Majestic AF. Superhero.

Hobbies: long walks on the beach, luxurious bubble baths, and spelunking.

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Best lamp design ever!!!!

[Pen Island @PenIslandNFT]

When the team came up with the idea for Pen Island, it was definitely a light bulb moment. 💡 👀

#PenIsland #NFTProject #penis #MensHealth

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@honeymoon250 69

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@ElonMuskGrek 69

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@Supamusk123 The answer is always 69.

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@ProRightMemes Into warm holes.

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@kakarPathan_ Oral.

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@Rainmaker1973 After playing with the antique dildos, you do some of whatever is in those bottles (it looks old so probably some good shit), play some Russian roulette because you're high as fuck, then do some serious repenting.

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@wendeeluvz You can Doordash Ass? My life has just been changed.

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@AVGirl4Life Not my antique dildo collection!

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@lady_valor_07 Sorry I'm Weird - Weird - T-Shirt | TeePublic https://t.co/bcvqpyJEhl

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@ElonMuskNews47 69

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@chriswild @memetwalker In a pinch any ass will do.

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CNN did an article about me.

https://t.co/vf8svP5KOR

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@AtRealBen @elonmusk What happens when a terrorist organization buys one and reprograms it to attack people? I can't be in every city to dick slap these down.

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@elonmusk I'm picturing a comic where I take down an army of these with some iconic dick slaps.

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@chriswild @rmlimodriver69 Maybe if you rebrand this outting as the Wizard of Cunt he would be more open to going?

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Important Cocktober question y'all. What is the best position for the bowtie?

What do the Cocktober experts at the @sternshow say? @chriswild?

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@FukinAImTheBest @sternshow @chriswild Yes, we need this dick data.

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It's hump day and the first day of Cocktober! Where should I wear my bowtie for the occasion?
#cocktober #ironphallus #humpday #humpdayready

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Elegant sperm ring is on sale at JC Penney.

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Shameless self-promo! Vote for the Phallus Service Announcement in the Spark the Vote Challenge.

#election #sparkthevote #vote #healthcare
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