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@krassenstein ...in invisible stealth planes.

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@allenanalysis Historically, Trump predictions have proven uncommonly unreliable.

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@acnewsitics @FoxNews Well, yeah, but not wanted.

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@LqLana This is just about the only context in which Donald Trump can be described as curious.

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@harryjsisson She's protecting her eyes from the president's spittle.

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@gtconway3d @ejeancarroll Fortunately for Trump, he has lots of friends who were there in the dressing room, and who know that despite his bragging about being a sex attacker and his many accusers, he is a good and gentle man who would never do that kind of thing, piggy.

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@Roshan_Rinaldi It's a coronation, not an inauguration, when you crown a king.

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@WUTangKids To be fair, president Trump is in better health today than president Lincoln is.

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@covie_93 How can you not see the wound in the president's ear? There's a hole right in the middle where light shines through from the other ear.

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@drtom878 @VinGuptaMD Trump's condition is optimal for someone in his shocking condition.

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@VinGuptaMD It's well known among insiders that the president's body is self-renewing and, like Kim Jong Un's, so efficient that he never defecates.

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@Julius_Kim Soooweet!

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@warDaniel47 Abused. The word is "abused."

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@RpsAgainstTrump @USAmbNATO Ssh! Don't let Trump hear that! He'll back Russia every chance he gets!

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@AdamKinzinger @SpeakerJohnson Yes, please.

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@atrupar That man is fast ablink.

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@rothschildmd That's his big puffy body.

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@RepJackKimble Donald Trump is in perfect condition for a man in his disastrous condition.

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@covie_93 In any situation where one of the options is that Donald Trump is lying, Donald Trump is lying.

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@jeffgoldesq Trump is 6'3" horizontally.