aL Boucetta

Everybody lies. Numbers don't.

[aL Boucetta @Irration_AL]

I enjoy telling coworkers not to talk to me until Ive had my coffee. I never drink coffee

[DIMA @dimadamelio]

المغاربة كيفاش خرجو من القهاوي بعد التأهل!!😂😂🇲🇦❤

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“It’s just a football game nothing interesting will happen”

Netherlands vs Morocco:

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

we used get rihanna vocals and now we get these government mandated sexyy red features

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[aL Boucetta @Irration_AL]

@Raginomicsss LFGGGG WE UP

[aL Boucetta @Irration_AL]

GRAND REGENT THRAGG!!! PEAKK

[Will @athcanft]

bro made a whip for claude 😭

[aL Boucetta @Irration_AL]

@Raginomicsss @dw_ci Instant cop

[Alexander @Raginomicsss]

Whatever this is, MAPPA and Netflix need to keep creating anime without catering to a western audience! Keep letting these authors have creative control! That’s why we fall in love with these anime and how we get so many great ideas

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Incredible work, everyone.

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

okay, this is getting chaotic

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

I just finished episode one and it’s one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever watched I need yall to tap in

[joowon @n0w00j]

holy shit

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

snack wrap 07.10.2025

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

If you sick and you laugh at a joke, you’re no longer sick.

[kitze the 🐐 @thekitze]

watching sonnet 3.7 invent react from scratch for no reason

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Bro we literally got actual dire wolves before we got Winds of Winter

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Theories on why we haven't found alien life yet.