ReasonsYouWillDie

Thoughts of a hypochondriac.

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#22 “the big one” earthquake

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#21 being blown off the highway by the Santa Ana winds 💨

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#20 my IUD will puncture my uterus and I will bleed internally

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#19: lung disease from all the wildfires

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#18: Chemicals absorbed into my skin from fast fashion clothes. #Skinisthebiggestorgan #fashionrevolution

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Reason #17: living too close to an airport

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Reason #16: getting stuck in a public restroom without your phone and dying from chemical exposure

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Reason #15: falling off this cliff 😳

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Reason #14: a rusty razor.

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Reason #13: bad luck from the number 1 3

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Reason 12: #Trampolines. No nets and broken necks.

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Reason #11: meat not being cooked enough. #vegetarianlife

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Reason #10: infected cut on my toe or foot. #bobmarley

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Reason #9: I'm going to get murdered. Learning how to avoid it by listening to @MyFavMurder #notsponsored

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Reason #8: sleeping too close to my iPhone and getting radiation. I overheard a "crazy" woman in CVS mention it and now it still haunts me.

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Reason #7: every time I eat a cookie I think of my blood sugar spiking and my eventual death by sugar. Can't a girl live?! #healthnuts

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Reason #6: Raccoons. Enough said.

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Reason #5: all the litter. we are going to ruin all our resources. if the pollution doesn't kill you, lack of nature and beauty will.

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Reason #4: when there is no space between the carpool lane and the cement wall. seriously who designed this highway?

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Reason#3: your taxi driver is talking on their phone on the highway #legitscared