just had a character idea. person who says meta stuff and breaks the 4th wall all the time, but they're talking about the wrong medium. they're like "remember to press Z to attack!" but they're in a movie. *looks at camera* but they're in a book
The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Donโt mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when Iโm looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and Iโm just waiting to die
MET A STRANGE FELLOW ... HE HAD FOUR LEGS AND POINTY EARS ... I ASKED HIM THE TIME OF DAY AND ALL HE SAID WAS "MEOW" ... RUDE ... I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHERE I AM AND IM STARTING TO GET SCARED