irwin

a man with a backwards name

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

I’ll be scrolling on my phone and then look to see this man smiling at me

[gardainfo @Gardainfo]

Gardaí are renewing their appeal to the public for assistance in tracing the whereabouts of 45 year old Bernadette Connolly, who is missing from Swords, Co. Dublin since Friday, 7th January, 2022.

READ MORE: https://t.co/n6JqelnM65

[Rach @r29xo]

Irwin: “Alexa, tell me my notifications.”

Alexa: “You have one new notification from Amazon. Your order is due to be delivered today, including an indoor watering can.”

😂😂😂😂🤣 adulting

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

@r29xo Boyfriend?!

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

@r29xo Instead we can ship in a dominos and watch people tanning on LI

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

Very clever of the govt to give in to cuckoo funds whilst everyone’s angry with England. Very clever indeed

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

As someone who lives at "Estuary" and works at Charlemont, this is the dream

[Dublin Commuters @DublinCommuters]

Confirmation from the Minister of State at the Department of Transport, Hildegarde Naughton

The alignment that was consulted on in the last consultation of @MetroLink_ie the Preferred Route is what will be submitted to An Bord Pleanála.

No diversions
https://t.co/daxRahuNHk

[Dublin Commuters @DublinCommuters]

Confirmation from the Minister of State at the Department of Transport, Hildegarde Naughton

The alignment that was consulted on in the last consultation of @MetroLink_ie the Preferred Route is what will be submitted to An Bord Pleanála.

No diversions
https://t.co/daxRahuNHk

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

@_Kotl One of many possibilities of what’s happening up there!

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

There’s a light in our attic that’s been on since we moved in. We’ve no ladder to get up there and it fills me with dread every time I think of it

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

Weekend well spent

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

My whole weekend is planned around making really nice Daal. Going to follow the Dishoom black daal recipe, make our own garam masala and chapatis

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

@RobertAntcliff Just got a slow cooker from my mam that she never really used! Must give this a go

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

This is amazing, but can't help but worry that they've done the numbers and see many people have no desire to get the vaccine

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

I've picked an awful time to start watching Line of Duty. I've seen some charaters on here who have since grown beards, which obviously indicates that they are now the bad guys

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

Did my leaving cert history on this and have gotten angry ever since about the reluctance to legitimise what happened https://t.co/zv86B652Bc

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

@RobertAntcliff Yeah that's kind of the other side of the coin. I guess you gotta protect the vulnerable, without letting that protection be abused by the powerful

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

There's unintended side effects to anonymous posting. Really feel that whenever you've a chance, you should stick your name to something and own it. Otherwise we risk opening discussion to trolls / playing devils advocate

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

The stress of not being able to get the coffee machine working today is snowballing throughout the day. All outta sorts cause of it

[irwin @IrwinGarry]

My big prediction is the next revolution in Sino-Irish dining will be “salt & chilli croquettes”