Between the girlboss calling her tits cannons and making her sub suck her toes, and the guy who injects his son's blood posting his girlfriend's vaginal microbiome report claiming she has a top 1% vag, I am fucking dying over here. Can't recall a funnier morning on the timeline
That's a lie. But hey, if you curse a lot, maybe people won't notice that you promote stealing, murder, terrorism, and communism from your multimillion dollar mansion while zapping your dog.
This was Chelsea’s last season under Abramovich era.
Tuchel was so ready to create a team nobody wanted to play against until BlueCo came and ruined the process.
Chelsea plucked Mount from the academy, shaped him into an England international, handed him the armband, then he swanned off to United for the bag and now shushes the Bridge like we owe HIM something. Boy, we created you. You just disrespected the house that built you. If it wasn’t for lockdown and the transfer ban, you would be playing in china right now.