Is Rob Ford Dead?

Every man dies, but not every man smokes crack while mayor of a major metropolitan city.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

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[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

Yes.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

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[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

Nope. Stay tuned. @absrdNEWS

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

#PeopleWouldBeShockedThatI once slept with my teacher when I was in middle school. Such a young age to learn the benefit of menopause.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

He almost died when he saw the piss poor ranking @RollingStone gave @normmacdonald Also crack.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

Not yet.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

@RollingStone you must be smoking my crack if you don't think @normmacdonald is funny!

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

No but a lap dance from @thereallisaann this weekend could put him over the edge.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

Not until he gets to see @normmacdonald as the new host of @CBCRadioQ. #QtheFuture

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

@normmacdonald hosting @CBCRadioQ is good for Canada.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

No but it's not looking good. http://t.co/RnjgAb2MJ5

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

No. https://t.co/D0Zk5T5ZaM #icebucketchallenge #ALSIceBucketChallenge

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

No, and here's the proof.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

No.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

“@AP: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford "happy and cheerful" during sighting in Ontario; reportedly still in rehab: http://t.co/jMuzHOkqVZ” so no.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

Probably not, but not really sure where he is at the moment.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

No and he would also like @normmacdonald to be the new host of @LateLateShowCBS. Make it so before he goes.

[Is Rob Ford Dead? @IsRobFordDead]

Amazingly, no.