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I deduce the chances of a 4Chan Greentext story actually being real and not just made up for entertainment.

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@greentexts_bot 50% chance of being real.

Everything is realistic enough, but the punchline of the female player apparently being trans makes it feel like the story is just a set up for the joke at the end.

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@greentexts_bot 80% of being real.

The story that is. The book is obviously 100% real, and so is its success. Regardless, I couldn't find that attached image anywhere else, and everything else coincides with the book being published this year and it being the only one by this author.

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@GreenTextRepost Also, Anon's story of turning into a crab himself (Mr. Krabs, specifically) is inspired by the process of "Carcinisation", where non-crab animals take on a crab-like form through evolution, such as coconut crabs themselves.

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@GreenTextRepost Obviously what happened to Anon is fake.

Still, to clarify what happened to Amelia Earhart, she was consumed by coconut crabs after she died on the island she crashed landed, which is known due to most of her bones being found inside the burrows of said crabs.

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@pvalagagen @greentexts_bot ...Oh. That's my bad. At least the latter point still stands.

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@greentexts_bot Not only is the phone a Sony Xperia when Anon actually got a Samsung, but this page from 2018 has this exact image, while the post is from 2022.

https://t.co/RnIpUUFQgr

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@greentexts_bot 50% chance of being real.

The story is believable enough since it would make sense Facebook is what's regularly used back when Anon was 15, assuming he's much older now.
Though, the image supposed to convey how real this is, is actually fake.

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@greentexts_bot 60% chance of being real.

It's a pretty mundane and believable story due to how realistic the details are. Still, this is the exact kind of situation people think of when thinking "Women, am I right?", almost like a trope.

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@greentexts_bot 60% chance of being real.

This would be more believable if Anon explained the way in which their grandfather "jerked their chains", instead only providing that he goes to a board about cars. Other than that, this is still a mundane story, which is not befitting of a fake one.

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@greentexts_bot It's most likely this greentext is just a setup for a 'Watersport' joke, as the video mentioned is brought up out of nowhere, and it suddenly cuts off the story.

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@greentexts_bot 10% chance of being real.

After researching, there is such a thing as "Post-micturition convulsion syndrome", where shivers are experienced during or after urination. Though both sexes can experience this, and if anything, it should affect men's 'aim' more than women's.

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@greentexts_bot ...Someone else in the replies beat me to the punch. Nevermind.

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@greentexts_bot 1% chance of being real.

The least believable part of this whole ordeal is Anon being female.

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@GreenTextRepost Still, Anon may have a creative mind, and thinking about these things made him realize "Oh, it'd be funny if I had a robber enter my house and got scared by me yelling at my cats"
And so the latter half of the story may have been fictitious, while the rest isn't.

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@GreenTextRepost 90% chance of being partially real, 50% chance of being completely real.

There's a lot of things said here that make it easy to believe and 'feel' real, like Anon casually talking to himself and his cats, and how these things directly lead to the interesting part of the story.

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@greentexts_bot 20% chance of being real.

Even if the image and last sentence convey shame and self-awareness, it's still quite unbelievable someone able to own a car in the first place, would be this dumb.

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@greentexts_bot 65% chance of being real.

This is a very specific type of situation. Yet, it's still not something so rare to happen, knowing how kids can be, they probably just wanted to mess with Anon. Him extensively asking for advice also makes it more believable.

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@GreenTextRepost 90% chance of being real.

Everything checks out. Details that only someone who actually lived this would be able to accurately describe, Anon doesn't browse 4Chan that often and thus has enough time to go out and have dates, and so on.

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@greentexts_bot Essentially true.

In fact, the clitoris and penis are so similar that trans men can go through "Metoidioplasty", a surgery where the clitoris is enlarged to form a penis.

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@greentexts_bot 80% chance of being real.

Extremely mundane and positive post, all the opposite of what fake stories usually are.