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[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

On the other gaff now for obvious reasons, same handle. https://t.co/Rjd1LVucNL

Alright, cheers, see ya.

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

@Larkspurr44 BALDERDASH! should have been a pull quote on the poster.

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

An old man who reacted to the rotting fox saying "Chaos reigns!" during Lars Von Trier's Antichrist by walking out whilst shouting "BALDERDASH!", thus heroically sparing himself the remaining running time of that sack of wank.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What's the best audience reaction to a movie scene you've witnessed at the cinema?

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Guy Fawkes’ signature before & after arm-wrestling Gary Barlow’s large son

[vicky malcolm @choccyposhspice]

Gary Barlow taking a short rest in his son’s scalp after helping him dye his hair green

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

moo deng donald trump gary’s son is eight foot one

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

when Elon Musk is having sex and about to cum, he quickly pulls out, stands up and does a star jump, ejaculating all the while

[honey i am a guy and i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter]

Take That is short for Take That Enormous Child Outside Please

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

What did you post on the historic night of the 2024 USA presidential election, Dad?

Oh, now that one's easy, sweetheart. Entirely jokes about Gary Barlow's tall son.

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

Gary Barlow gives a shout out to his son sat in the audience (He is, you guessed it, in the front row!!)

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

Gary Barlow at a wedding buffet while his ravenous son gets stuck into the crisps.

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

A bollock with all hay on it has let itself go.

[cigaret easton ellis @genderised]

as a child i never realised winnie the pooh’s friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

@SquidyUK Have previously considered what the ultimate "Woss it about, Del?" film title might be and settled on Hotel For Dogs. Further suggestions welcome!

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

@MNiki_P Hahaha, no way! I assure you that wasn't patter theft therefore it must be OBJECTIVELY TRUE!

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

@AmbientSheep That still makes me laugh all these years later!

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

I could never get into Joy Division because I found Ian Curtis' voice borderline comical, like a young lad phoning a school putting on a deep voice and pretending to be his dad to say that he wouldn't be coming in.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

@pattonoswalt @Shudder Had to try and style it out at school the next day when some kids were talking about "that obviously fake Ghostwatch thing". I assumed I was younger but the original tx date tells me I was 14 years old at the time.

[Rossferatu @IsThisRoss]

@pattonoswalt @Shudder Switched on partway through the original airing assuming it was real due to the verisimilitude of the hosts (I think one or more of them had recently done a real broadcast called something like Naturewatch), became suffused with dread at one of the phonecalls and turned it off.