Laura D 👽

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#OverHeardWhileTraveling Hey! Take a picture of me doing something perverted to that Lincoln statue

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#OverHeardWhileTraveling I'll need you to Help me check my butt crack for ticks later

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#OverHeardWhileTraveling It's Bigfoot! Oh, no that's just one of the locals

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#OverHeardWhileTraveling This would be a better beach if it wasn't full of nudes

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#OverHeardWhileTraveling Do you think the statue of liberty is prettier than me?

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#OverHeardWhileTraveling Could you please take some gas x, somebody roll down a window

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#ProveRomanceIsntDead I'm naked and you know what that means

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#ProveRomanceIsntDead I heated up a t.v. dinner for you. It has a brownie

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#ProveRomanceIsntDead I will make out with you without gloves

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#OhGenieGrantThese3Wishes 3 more genies, better vision, lots of money

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#ElaborateWaysToDie Jumping on a trampoline and killed by a flying flock of birds holding knives

[RockyRetweets™🔃 @RockyRetweets]

Fancy some sex, sugar tits?

#ProveRomanceIsntDead

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#IfNoOneCouldTellALie We'd all get a kick in the pants

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#IfNoOneCouldTellALie I'd get alotta complaints

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#My4WordWarningLabel Walks into walls regularly

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

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[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#SignsYoureOutOfShape You pull a muscle reaching for the remote laying next to you

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#SignsYoureOutOfShape You complain about walking up two steps

[Laura D 👽 @IsThisTheExit]

#SignsYoureOutOfShape Your fat pants are too tight