isabel

just kidding... unless

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

u ever smell the air and it smells like the fourth grade scholastic book fair on a chilly tuesday in October of 2007

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

I remember a woman who survived being mauled by a bear (it RIPPED HER FACE OFF) did an ama about her experience and said the worst part of the whole thing, attack, rescue, recovery, years of healing, many surgeries, was dealing with the health insurance company

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[esquinas @2ndochance]

every time I listen to endless summer vacations by miley cyrus.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

GOP: “We can’t do $1200 checks. That’s irresponsible. Think of the deficit.”

Also GOP: “As part of a COVID deal we are allocating $1.4 billion to build a xenophobic campaign stunt wall that falls down in the wind even though we promised voters other countries would pay for it.”

[triple p 💞 @Iam_Afrodisiac]

Fuck Christopher Columbus and fuck them pilgrims

[joshua @cuddlesandcoke]

in case you weren’t aware 35 out of 50 states allow a police officer to have sex with (and rape) someone they detain while in police custody and long as the officer claims it was consensual

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Cops are straight up like, we’ll fucking kill you if you keep saying that we kill people

[Jeff Bercovici @jeffbercovici]

Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

i don’t study politics as much as i should but it doesn’t take any of that knowledge to know when something is wrong.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

[aidan ツ @getlaidan]

idk how to explain it but u know the kind of episodes that had this transition between scenes that's exactly how I'm feeling rn

[Emily Annette ❁ emllyannette.bsky.social @emllyannette]

📍immigrant parents
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📍cutting up pieces of fruit and giving them to you on a plate

[isabel @Is_a_baller_]

@Amarayyy_ I swear the roasts get more savage with time 😂😂💀