barleyxcx

thinking at a very advanced level

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

The only pre-workout I “take” is a “dump” (of poop) on the toilet! 😂😂💯

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Hinge is getting too boring I’m gonna find love on Waze

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

What is a matte black cyber truck doing parked at my gym in broad daylight like dawg go fight the scarecrow or something I don’t think you’re supposed to be here 😭 💯 🦇

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Road trip idea: drive thru urinals

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

They’re sayin all the college kids are gonna be hitting “the Elon” at college parties now. They’re sayin it’s the new charleston

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

2025 ins:

Hitting the quand 🕺🏻🔥

2025 outs:

soggy bread 🥖 🤮
soggy green beans 🫛💧🤢

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

If I did the thing saquon Barkley did in my beer league hockey game nobody would even be talking about it. Makes you think

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Accept my message @KingJames

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Self care is eating a handful of dark chocolate almonds followed by staring in the mirror and repeating “I am the almond man” 3x before receiving a celestial vision of a parting of clouds in the upper left corner of your field of vision where the light is so intense you try to lo

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Can’t believe you skipped axe throwing class to tweet this

[0yoin @0yoin]

mag and cheese

[0yoin @0yoin]

mag and cheese

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

When you enter a boxing match and your opponent literally punches you 💀💀

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Protect our precious boxers from the crazed democrats!! They will punch you!!!

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

**Olympic boxer gets punched in the face, quits boxing on international tv**

Conservatives: this is what democrats want. Boxers getting punched. What the hell is this world we live in

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Folks, we need to get over ourselves if we want to win this election. Joe Biden is our candidate in 2024 and he’ll damn sure be our candidate again in 2028!

#demsforbiden
#itsnotjoevertillitsjoever

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

@0yoin How many stocks does 0yoin really have in stock

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

@0yoin Trying to save precious characters. Shoutout the DR tho I’m pretty sure they don’t measure you when you to there either

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Last time I went to the dr they didn’t even measure me. just asked me how tall I am. It’s been a week since that appointment but I really wish I told them 5’4”. Or some equally ridiculous sounding height. 5’3” even. Or 5’9” 😂. Now that moment’s gone and it’s never coming back, n

[Bo Rider @bo_likes_fruit]

@IsaacGelb Like if u cried

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

I’m sorry we couldn’t make this work out

[barleyxcx @IsaacGelb]

Oatmeal in the microwave be trying to jump out of my bowl every 13 seconds like nooooo haha please don’t leave me I need you haha