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isaac means the one who laughs ive been told

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Kazimir Malevich 1933 self-portrait looks suspiciously like Curtis Sliwa

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Steve Cohen better watch his back

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@melatoninhour I am already pre ordering 10 copies 😍

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i’m sorry but how does foot locker not sell shoelaces?

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respectfully.. these dogs will never not creep the absolute fuck out of me

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why is this literal 12yo boy way more fitted than me right now ://

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i swear to god i just took a step and it made the squidward walking sound.

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grandpa got me the mf zelenskyy sweater for christmas

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late night in the er. any good podcast or album recs? much appreciated :)

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seaforth off the new king krule album is entirely what i needed right now. thank u archy

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got an old fashioned at the airport bar in a desperate attempt to achieve don draper level cool. turns old fashioneds fucking suck.

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i have self-diagnosed myself with ending too many correspondences with “bb”. it’s getting embarrassing.

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cut my fingy using a knife yesterday and im convinced i will never cut anything again :(

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my urine has been smelling smoky recently. kinda cool, thought i’d let you guys know. happy tuesday!

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my mother used the most appropriate emoji. im so impressed.

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always fun when people ask me for directions in italy asking if i speak english and i reply “a bit, i can try”. pretty desperate for validation

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i know i sound like the biggest libcuck ever but michael moore is such a g. everyone would benefit from watching his documentaries.

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@melatoninhour this gud

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accidentally ate an entire nutella croissant and guess what. no allergic reaction. my life has been one miserable lie :(