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stink obsessed gooner with dms way too open, please prepare for extreme amounts of mental instability going in both directions

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hhumping mself to sleep while imaginnf huffing some swampy ass 😵‍💫😵‍💫 goodnightththhnnng

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hmmm ive got a bit of a puppy following now… can every puppy in the audience tell this owner exactly what they’re into :3 i need to know exactly what my soon to be pets wanna hear ^^

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so exhausted 😵‍💫 any new puppies better make it worth my whileee, i can’t take in too many more

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if u ever feel worried about being too horny to me,

don’t worry, im hornier than you right now

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@Puppygirlvivi it’s ok, don’t be scared! come on and dm me puppy, ok? :3

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my puppy posting is getting alarmingly frequent lmao

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normal? why would i want puppy to be normal :< if the world won’t love a clingy, obsessive, desperate puppy, i will! ^o^

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oomfie is such a good, obedient boy ^^ i love oomfie ><

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awwww puppy rlly can’t do anything without me :3 ur so cute ^^

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ur puppy wags his tail and barks happily for his owner

my puppy masturbates to completion while i keep the barrel of the loaded gun between his lips

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come on down to kitty puppy brainwashing parlor & grill today

I’ve got THREE five star reviews, and NONE of them are about the food

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good boy

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ughhhhh i want more puppies so badd

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he’s stalking my page rn waiting for me to reply ^^

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ugh I’ll act like sane and shit later im having fun right now

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i may be worse than puppy, but all i need to do is make puppy worse than me!

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@BunFullOfSun you guys want a pathetic puppyboy twink with ZERO mental issues???

“give me a cheese with nothin”

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*prepares surgical tools while you’re strapped to a table covered in heavy duty plastic sheeting as slow, somber classical music plays in the background on an old CD player* ok oomfie, are u ready? :3