Isaac Smolund

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

Teddy Roosevelt's reanimated corpse for president 2020

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

You know what'd be neat? If we started enforcing antitrust laws again. That would be cool.

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

HOT TAKE: it should be easier to buy smaller quantities of lettuce

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

No one's ever really gone...
#AlwaysWithUs #CarrieOnForever

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

Guy next to me at the airport gate left his phone sitting unlocked with facebook open and honestly I want that level of trust in humanity

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good morning

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

Uber driver has a Tyler Perry's Madea voice for his GPS because he downloaded it by mistake and doesn't know how to turn it off. Its amazing

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

So the new Star Trek was... actually pretty good???

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

I think JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is the first anime I've legitimately gotten into in years, but HOO BOY. It is really something.

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

Advertisers in Boston: "We must use the word 'wicked' as many times as possible in our ad or nobody will know how hip and relatable we are".

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

brb goin to Boston

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

Being an adult review: 3/10, would not recommend.

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

Finally ordered a new computer today!

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Do you think it is just coincedence that America was invented the same tiem birds happened???? Proof me wrong.

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

I want to get a jump on things. Thinking of starting a Kickstarter in case I ever have an idea.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Hey, you know what else produces the same shitty, doomed, meat based joke over and over? human vaginas. Arbys: it's curtains for all of us.

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

RT@jr_womack: @BrentSpiner you were probably the least anal of the tng cast.--That's because I have no butt.

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

GEORGE COSTANZA IS IN AN EPISODE OF STAR TREK VOYAGER WHAT EVEN

[Isaac Smolund @IsaacSmolund]

@bman4789 nope