Isaac Updike

Just an Alaskan out here trying to be good at jumping over puddles

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@nickmerillana @CitiusMag @jzsnapz I unfortunately got tripped from behind after the water pit on the turn.

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@CitiusMag @jzsnapz I’m in 😈

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@B3rnoulli_ Sir, that’s a gas station.

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@TheRealMerb Want to double? 8:30 Masters.

[Sarah Lorge Butler @slorgebutler]

Really enjoyed learning more about steeplechaser @IsaacUpdike, who hasn't had anything handed to him on the way to the top of the sport. "Resourceful" is the word his coaches use. https://t.co/ooz7LMxNyu

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@the_geese If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@PhillyD Gonna be walking around calling everyone “Daddy” pretty soon.

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@ddritzenhein Thanks!!

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@JaromirBlagr Still a steepler lol. Just hard to find one this time of year. Plan on racing a fast one in May 👀👀

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@leigh_woodward @mickeylapinski Also, nice work Mickey! Crushing it!

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@leigh_woodward @mickeylapinski I’m not too sure. I won in 2009. Maybe Chris Llanos would know?

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@leigh_woodward @tori_seley @austins_coffee @Sam_table @AbigailSweetman @garbagelemon @nickwhick @mandi_jo75 Quarantine day: unknown

Finally caved and did a trendy social media bingo thing.

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@the_geese This! 👌💯

[Patrick Casey @patkc13]

Lol @usatf do you guys like this meme I made?

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@patkc13 @usatf It’s funny becuause it’s true.

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

Hey @AvilaEricc
We can take each other out to dinner. @usatf just stood me up too.

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@AvilaEricc @usatf @sprakel10 @JohnnyGregorek We all just witnessed a mass murder

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

*call Comcast Equipment Return to pay for lose of equipment*

Employee: “You need to call billing”

*call billing*

Employee: “You need to call Equipment Return”

**promptly smash head into desk**
@Xfinity @comcast

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

Definitely didn’t realize me joking around with the “Superman” got filmed 😅. https://t.co/gTTnrmzw0t

[LetsRun.com @letsrundotcom]

This is how @IsaacUpdike celebrated a 5+ second PB and win at #USATFoutdoors. https://t.co/69nM6tRUyh

[Isaac Updike @IsaacUpdike]

@JaromirBlagr @CitiusMag @fastk8 @PortlandTrack Yes sir! I'll be there. Hopefully I'll avoid hitting anything next time around.