Isaac Kirkland

my hair is red

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

Me to a kid at work: “Do you know what a veteran is?”
Another kid: “YEAH SOMEONE THAT EATS VEGETABLES!”

[brayden. @BraydenWhitee]

I did a thing. Go ahead and give it a listen if you want. I hope you enjoy.
https://t.co/DVEPeMhp5W

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

The only thing worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat is sitting on a warm one

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

@ChickfilA the only day I can’t decide where to eat is Sunday.

[gay mafia 🏳️‍🌈 @dykemadden]

I'm literally begging y'all to read another book

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

Why is cereal a breakfast food? Seriously. Cold cereal should just be the honorary-post-dinner-dish. #cerealbelongstothenight

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

Kid at my work: Did you know waffles are just pancakes with abs?!

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

@itsashleyhawley Yes, says the department stores

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

@otterrrrrrr #pirates reference?

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

@lolzmariah Savage!

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

Kid at work: "I LIVE IN CANADA, WHERE THE FREEDOM'S NOT FREE!" 😂

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

Co-worker: Should I put fall leaves on the board, since it's Sept?
Me: well it's not exactly fall yet
Co-worker: DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION?

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

Why does hearing nothing but the ticking of a clock make me feel like I'm going insane?

[Isaac Kirkland @Isaac_KLand]

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