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[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

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[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

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[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

Turns out, telling your son his thumb will fall off if he keeps sucking it, works. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #momadvise #nothingliketerror #ishegonnabeok #ifnot #whoops

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

@Drakeysnakey15 🤔🤔🤔 true. I pronounce it Closét

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

Maya: You need a big girl name, pick one
Me: Sacagawea!
Maya: No.
Me: Molly?
Maya: No, that’s not a big girl name. Your name is Closet.

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

you know you have a big family when your 24 year old sister finds out (YESTERDAY) we’ve been celebrating her birthday on the wrong date smh 😂😂😂

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

subbing at the elementary today and got asked what grade I was in by a 6 year old
told her the grade of life and slapped her so she could feel an ounce of the pain we all have as adults.
in other news, anyone know of any job openings?

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

@chrissyteigen it’s me the girl who loves all your insta pics at one time bc I forget to do it when I’m scrollin

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

if you cancelled @chrissyteigen then ima bout to cancel yew ya betch

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

grab my boots and a sandwich
let’s start a parade

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

why Maya tell me my eyes look like meatballs? y’all not telling me something?! 😭

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

low key obsessed with crossword puzzles 😭

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

idek who jake paul is but f him and his win 😂😂😂

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

my mail lady drives like she gotta poop damn #zoomzoom #gettfouttheway #whenthecoffeehits #wherethetoiletat

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

only changed my @SlackHQ profile pic 3 times this week! 😎 #boredaf #itsonlythursdaytho 👀 #jinxedit

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

i talk about docusigns so much i’m getting emails from them 🥴
I’ll sign, bet

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

everyone at work guessing i’m 23 really have me in my feels 😝

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

nothing is more confusing than fragrance commercials like wtf

[Isabel Montañez @IsabelRGurrola]

@Drakeysnakey15 dude…..