Isabel 'alles wat erg is, is erger geworden' Reker

Nee.

[Isabel 'alles wat erg is, is erger geworden' Reker @IsabelReker]

@nickyhessel, terwijl ze een graf graaft: 'lijkt me echt niet leuk om een graf te graven'

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Size of a Potoroo and its tiny baby

[Moraki ° LITTLE KING JOHN #1 FAN ° @osaklin24]

@awktopi He be falling in love with anyone but his wife

[bab @1xeraz]

Am I losing my mind

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

was about to text someone and as soon as i opened the chat i saw they were already typing

[Greta @gretaproblems]

1st base: sex
2nd base: you tell me why you’re like that
3rd base: wearing each other’s clothes
4th base: I tell you why I’m like that

[Nicole Rifkin🫠 @nicole_rifkin]

my partner misspoke and said ‘jugs judy’ which will sustain me for weeks if not months.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said "Sure, they're great".

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

your laugh adds years to my lifespan bro

[Erin 🦋 @erinkatherine13]

@sunnyright

[yedoye @yedoye_]

florence and the machine said the dog days are over in 2009 bro wtf kind of days are these then

[trash jones @jzux]

babe come here you’re missing the possum eclipse

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Just signed an email with “bet” instead of “best”

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

if i had 9 lives i’d spend 8 of them blowing my brains out in front of random people

[mau @rllydu]

“you feel me?”
brother, unfortunately i feel everything

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for