Isabella Mango

[Isabella Mango @IsabellaMango3]

I’ve been watering a plastic succulent for about a week now so that tells you everything you need to know about me

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Aldi has chicken fries. I’ve never been this happy.

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The Tarzan soundtrack is really just banger after banger

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That was supposed to say wolf

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Whoever made the decision to have Adam Levine just start howling like a wold mid song deserves to go to jail

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Both sides of my pillow are warm. I might as well sleep on the floor

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I just showed my cat a cat video and said “look it’s a cat. Like you.”

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I always thought my memory problems were trauma related but maybe it’s because I was dropped on my head as a baby

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I keep winding up on dnd TikTok and I feel like these videos would be really funny if I knew anything about dungeons and dragons

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I googled how to turn my phone off and then turned it off without googling how to turn it back on and then I just stared at the black screen in defeat *tweeted from my laptop*

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I’ve lost two nose rings in the past two days. Where are they going? Are they happier there?

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Every time I tweet I have to have the sound on so it makes the click clack noise. If it doesn’t sound like using using a typewriter it doesn’t count.

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Up until just now I thought people in Alaska lived in igloos. Nope they have houses like us just colder

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Do you think my neighbor ever gets tired of hearing me record videos of myself talking about jello?

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Y’all ever think about how similar the concepts of Oreos and ice cream sandwich’s are?

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How many threads should my sheets have?

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It’s a good day to cut my own bangs

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Just over here thinking about the time I was at Kalahari and a kid was freaking out and yelled “omg a pool” and I went “do you know where you are?”

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Crying while listening to @yunggravy is quite possibly the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced

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@yorkpattiehoe NOT THE BEANS

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Brother who loves beans and sister who hates beans is probably the most powerful duo this world has ever seen

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@yorkpattiehoe How did you beat me to commenting on my own tweet