Isabella Roldán

im the store brand version of a human being.

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[kenzie benzie @mmckenzietaylr]

all parents need to take a technology class, im tired of being steve jobs

[Lauren @TheEmeraldDove]

imagine if quieter people asked loud people 'why are you always talking?' with the same confidence that they ask us why we're always quiet

[R. @makeit_reyn]

It’s really men out here that apply real pressure. Please don’t settle.

[𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀ᥫ᭡. @ericaama_]

Male friends really ruin everything by telling you they like you💀

[jeni ♡ @thepisceanaura]

wakinupinthemorningᵗʰᶦⁿᵏᶦⁿᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗˢᵒᵐᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍˢ

[Avery Edison @aedison]

every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Make a movie about the TA who had to teach 90% of Indiana Jones’ classes.

[booger butt @PSYCHOSIGIL]

i know mfs were giggling in the trojan horse like omgg thalpius stop ittt ur gonna get us in troubleee

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

He’s fine.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass

[z @zziak22]

getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time I felt something