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[isabella @IsabellaSaffa]

@thedmorris Bread co>>Panera

[isabella @IsabellaSaffa]

@whatsoeverido 😂😂👏🏼

[Gale Meadows is chaos @GaleMeadows801]

@IsabellaSaffa You made me laugh, so now I am stalking you.

[isabella @IsabellaSaffa]

*Swipes card to pump gas in 30 degree weather*

Is this a debit card?
Enter pin
Enter zip code
Do you want a car wash?
Do you want a receipt?
Plans for the weekend?
Cats or dogs?
Where'd you get that shirt?
Are you single?

JUST PUMP THE GAS

[isabella @IsabellaSaffa]

25 year old guy at nail salon: did Santa visit your house this year?
Me: haha no
Guy: Santa didn’t visit your house?
Me: uh no?
Guy: ...
Me: wait, you’re serious?
Guy: yeah?
Me: you believe in Santa??
Guy: doesn’t everyone?

just ruined 2019 for this guy, and we’re only 2 days in

[isabella @IsabellaSaffa]

Currently helping my 4 year old cousin find his bag of M&Ms that I ate an hour ago. Hope your Thanksgiving is going better then his 😊

[isabella @IsabellaSaffa]

I say to all those impatiently waiting for their handcrafted @Starbucks beverages: Simplify your drink.