Isabelle Furth

all opinions are unfortunately my own

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

ALERT - Hearing from a reliable source that Florida residents on the Gulf Coast who are evacuating to the North on I-75 are finding NO FUEL. Nearly all gas stations wiped out. Vehicles will soon be stalled on the interstate, blocking evacuations. Already bumper-to-bumper traffic heading North. All this, while the storm is strangely intensifying beyond any normal weather patterns. This is shaping up to be catastrophic. If you are evacuating by vehicle, you may want to bring extra fuel with you in a safe manner.

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

@EiTeamIndia @enriqueiglesias Does anyone know why he didn’t play Hero the second night. !??!?!

[Katlyn Skye @katlynskye24]

On Saturday, June 17, I was on a Lyft ride in Washington, D.C. that made me fear for my safety.

My driver missed numerous turns, prolonging my ride. In the midst of D.C. traffic, he almost hits a car and slams on his breaks, stopping about a foot from the car in front of him-

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

[planning out my day]
11AM-3PM: shower and eat bagel

[Mark Tait @marktait78]

Artist formerly known as Prince.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Pitbull is my phoebe bridgers

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

“So what are your plans after work?”

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

it’s always “you up?” and never “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires”

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

@maloonds God I miss Whole Foods

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

my singular flaw

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

@hurlinspiel ❤️❤️

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

the # of dating profiles that unironically say “I like to go out or stay home” makes me unequivocally want to do more of the latter

[🇺🇸 💙 DTM Woodworks 💙 🇺🇸 @DTM_Woodworks]

South African forest guard would tell his bosses he slept in the cheetah enclosure. They didn’t believe him and set up a camera…

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

@Epay_20 As in - you don’t want to get one 😂

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

@emansm If there’s one thing I’m not, it’s generous

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

My brand of radical feminism is embodied by having a celebrity DM me on Insta while I’m too busy crying over a guy who works at a smoothie truck 🤘🏻

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

@emansm he thinks he’s going to heaven tho lol

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

you want me to go to a meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[Isabelle Furth @IsabelleFurth]

Saturday morning’s attempt to take back control #happyskincrew @blissworld