Isabelle Rios

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

20yrs old on a Saturday night, eating cookie dough and yelling at the Wheel of Fortune contestants. Who needs parties?

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

@mattlarsen9 Have you tried Hopkins? I've heard they still have that position open and are looking

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

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[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

I was awoken by a roach crawling on my eye.

My funeral will be Friday, hope you can make it.

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

@davetardella 😮 🙃 Did you see this @That1zachguy ?

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

@kevinstriegle @ATLHawks @IAmSteveHarvey Still in ATL?

[Michigan Bests @MichiganBests]

“Where you from?”

People from Michigan:

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

The girl I used to babysit is 13 now with an Instagram and is soo angsty.. I can't buy it for a second

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

If I die in a car wreck rest assured my last thought will be my ruined driving score

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

@beccaepskamp They said specifically not sugar cookies. They wanted chocolate chip cookies but to skip that step but I said they missed the point of the cookie 🙃

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

Someone asked me to make them chocolate chip cookies but with no chocolate because they think it tastes better and I just akdhksbejd 🤯🤪

[104.5 SNX @1045SNX]

We made it onto @Jeopardy, but no one got it right 😂😂

[ᴋᴇʟsᴇᴀ ღ @_MomViibes]

This cat saying “well, hi!” In a southern accent is the best thing you’ll see all day

[13 On Your Side @wzzm13]

Michael wanted to make his adoption day even more special, so he invited a lot of friends. #13OYS #BeOn13 #AdoptionDay #WestMichigan #LocalNews

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

@kevinstriegle Are you listening to the office podcast?

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

Feels wrong to decorate for Christmas when it's 70 degrees

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

Every time people ask about my plans for the weekend they get disappointed because I'm secretly a 50 year old 👵

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

It’s easy to confuse busyness with progress and accomplishments with pleasing Jesus.

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

Irony is telling my husband that asthma is fake and then being diagnosed with bronchitis as a result of asthma the next day..

[Isabelle Rios @IsabelleGRios]

@k_gensler @notfunnyelle Reason enough