Isaac

[Isaac @Isack_Fitz]

I miss Cane's

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

This is your regular reminder that religion has no place in politics.

[Isaac @Isack_Fitz]

I would send out more personal thank yous, but that sounds fucking terrifying, so, no. Twitter is faster, and doesnt have my dumbass antivax uncle. I'm not letting that idiotic cultist have some shit to say at thanks giving. No. Therefore, twitter. Dont cancel me.

[Isaac @Isack_Fitz]

And a general thank you to everyone who has given me advice, taught me anything, or been a genuine friend despite anything offensive I've said without realizing. Thank you for making me feel loved and cared for

[Isaac @Isack_Fitz]

Thank you to the Northridge boys back in high school for never dropping me as a friend after I moved out of the neighborhood. You guys were my social anchor in high school and I dont think I could have made hardly any friends if it werent for you. Thank you so much for everything

[Isaac @Isack_Fitz]

Thank you to the men of the Delta Sigma chapter of the Kappa Sigma fraternity. You guys took me in when I was so ridiculously awkward and socially ignorant fucker at the party. You helped me with so many social skills. And my confidence. You helped make me who I am.

[Isaac @Isack_Fitz]

Apparently April is Autism awareness month. So, probably a good time to let y'all know I was diagnosed a while back as high functioning ASD. Looking back, it definitely helps explain quite a few struggles I had growing up. So I really wanna send out some general thank yous

[Danny Duncan @DannyDuncan69]

dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today 😂

[MagikarpUsedFly @themattcastro]

Finally waking up at a decent time

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

19th-century authors

[✨amanda✨ @luvu2golka]

Tiktok owns horror now im sorry i dont make the rules

[fry @JadenFry]

Isn’t this that asshole that got coronavirus from licking toilets?

https://t.co/kbT8rc3zA0

[JONCÉ @itzjonce]

I wasn’t ready

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

It sunny b like that sometimes

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Friend: “How’s social isolation going?”

Me: “I’m actually getting a lot done”

Friend: “How many naps have you taken today?”

Me:

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

listen i’m an alcoholic and even i’m scared...

[rob @rbrtormrz]

i love koi ponds