Me at 10am: “I’ll go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight”
Me at 2:45 am: “Why did Harvey Dent only recognize The Joker after he took off the surgical mask?”
Well, today could be a great day, or it could be a day that I realize @Ford makes a terrible product and still sells it despite producing a dozen or so recalls. That realization has already happened.
@ConanOBrien I’ve been told I’m you when I’m drunk. I take it as a huge compliment. Also think I kill the scissor dance! Now on my bucket list to have a few with you!😂😂