Isaiah Geese

Thoughts that strike me while I'm oot and aboot in this great big world.

[Isaiah Geese @IsaiahGeese]

Shit for brains, not shit for breath. #brushyourteeth

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My wife only like broccoli that comes from Costco. #thankyouforshoppingatcostco

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How it feels to chew 5 gum. #5gum #minty #selfmonitor

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We put alot of trust in dog poop bags.

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@StudentDentKia What about John Deere?

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I think the deer are confused about the time change.

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Do you smell that? Smells like Halloween and cavities.

[Isaiah Geese @IsaiahGeese]

What did cool loiterers do with their hands before pockets were invented?
#nopunchline #actuallywondering

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Act fast, live long!

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When you buy a house, you also get the appliances. That's a pretty good deal.

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When I was a kid The Lion King was the big thing, but I was into tigers. Now that I'm 30, I finally got Tiger King and its not what I expected.

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What about a bidet, but like for your mouth?

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Have you or a loved one ever delayed seeing a dentist because of the cost?

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Kevin Koe is my favourite male curler.

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It's like rain, but it's snow.

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I wanna be the guy at the grocery store who puts all the buns into bags.

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Someday shoe boxes will be worth more than shoes.

[Isaiah Geese @IsaiahGeese]

I think a cold toilet seat is worse than a warm one. Yeah it being warm means someone was just their probably dropping a deuce the size of a cantaloupe, but for that brief moment you're feeling the warmth you feel close to someone. And isn't that what its all about.

[Isaiah Geese @IsaiahGeese]

Oh boyyyy spicy in, spicy out!

[Isaiah Geese @IsaiahGeese]

Is there a way to eat @Pringles without getting delicious chip dust on your hands when reaching for the final few chips which makes me want to eat my hands but I can't cause I need them for my job?