Isaiah Nichols

Stand Up Comedian / Writer / Music Guy also @qlassicvyb ... I like to dabble in the internet shenanigans. #MiddleNameAssassin

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Niggas use to really eat the frozen dinners out the work fridge that wasn’t theirs. Niggas is me. I’m niggas

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@mikeymckernan @KILLTONY @bigjayoakerson @TonyHinchcliffe @redban @jeremiahstandup @mostlysorry @TheComedyStore @allthingscomedy @standup @comedydynamics Zzz

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@YOLOisANGELO925 It’s a liquid blunt lol

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@YOLOisANGELO925 We was all good though lol

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@YOLOisANGELO925 Nigga it was not the wine lol.

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@YOLOisANGELO925 @Turfner1 Hell nah lol

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😂😂

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@MiSz_GorgeOuSz Blasphemy. Some punishments come with a mandatory whooping.

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@dvwewav I know exactly what you mean lol it just keeps people from talking to you lol. The sad part is I finally lost my last one bro. Every time I’m angry I lose some shit, today was the first day and I can say confidently, I’ll be buying replacements ASAP

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Without my AirPods I feel, unplugged, it’s gross. You ever just look at fuckers?

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Bocce & Sloppy haha

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Bingo & Chill?

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You can tell a lot about a bitch by what she laugh at, so 👀.

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None of my black friends, besides @kiiingryder enjoy multicultural comedy, I can’t listen to the same jokes over & over just to support my people, if the shit ain’t funny it ain’t funny

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Cool parents were nerds in their day, they relish in your friends compliments

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I need a black woman who loves God as much as she does grinding for her goals.

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Saw some Construction workers
Pay a homeless dude to sweep up the gravel from their job they did in the street. Everybody deserves to be able to work, what’s your excuse?

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I tell you what. Bikers really think they are cars until their ass gets struck trying be one with the road.

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I always come up with my best jokes in traffic, need to start recording voice memos.

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A warm toilet seat is disturbing and evasive, I feel filthy.

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

Me walking into Dollar Tree with $40 on my card

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People love to kill joy during their own misery, I heard to joy can be a real Bitch though.