Isaiah

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[Isaiah @Isaiahp069]

Everyone LOVES @rihanna but nobody ever talks about how much she ATE with the “Home” soundtrack. It’s it because it’s a kids movie? Cuz I never gaf

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

Is it valid to kill urself over a Situationship

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[daniel @4skip0]

when u vape and fart at the same time and let the two smells combine

[shade ⌖ @shadowsglocks]

every time i accidentally hit the grok icon i freak out as if i clicked a hacker’s link

[Ryan @SadPaleTwink]

Using sniffies just to find public bathrooms in New York City

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[dizzy 𖦹₊⊹ @blindascent]

idk how many $10 purchases on marvel rivals i have left in me

[alan_ow @alanstheory]

That one non binary roommate that doesn’t do the dishes:

[♡ Peachy ♡ @CattyPeachy]

lets go to the peach beach lets go get a wave

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?"

"Brochure."

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

If Burger (🍔) sucked at Videogames (😢🎮): Yo bro they're GRILLING me. I'm in a Pickle... I'm actually Buns... 😢😢😢😢

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Pirate: "I have moles on me back."

Doctor: "That's ok, they're benign."

Pirate: "Arrg, I thought there be ten."

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[rune sword @runesword1]

explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[paige @BonerWizard]

🚨 cooter shaking 🚨