Medioker

no good story happens from things going right

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[fan @notrthur]

Messi was using his dog to practice his cheating move 😭

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Today, it’s England v Argentina.

The last time England faced Argentina, Margaret Thatcher sent a task force to liberate the Falklands, and the lads sent them packing. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

{satire}

[Minatoメ @minatokusi_]

keeping a low profile until life makes sense again

[🇪🇸𝙵𝙷𝙳 |فهد @GANARIL1]

تبي تعرف كيف سجل بيليه 1000؟🥶🥶

شف المقطع😭😭😭😭

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

Men can work till 2 am, wake up at 5am , be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

No one:

People with mixed playlists:

[iPaul @iPaulCanada]

任意球时，贝林厄姆是在离哈兰德很远的后面，然后他“不辞辛苦”越过多人，走过去摸一下哈宝的屁股。

[A Professional Overthinker 🏴‍☠️ @rizalakbarm_]

wkwkwk

[Jǔrgen Flöpp©️🇲🇽 @JurgensF_MX]

" pero vos no eres inglés"

Me vale madres, así estaré cuando Jude Bellingham les retaque todo la riata a estos putos nazis

Come on you England !!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[dunia kegelisahan @IndonesiaFedera]

Allah aja nyiptain alam
semesta beserta isinya
cuman memerintahkan zakat
hanya 2,5%

tapi negara dgn segala
keabsurd-annya malah minta
pajak 10-50%

[Яizal do @afrkml]

Baru tau jir ternyata ungkapan tujuh turunan tuh punya basic ilmiah.
Kirain cuma keasbunan orang tua zaman dulu aja 🤣

Setelah baca2, teorinya tuh tiap orang nerima sekitar 50% DNA autosomal dari masing2 orang tua

Maka:
- Orang tua → 50%
- Kakek/nenek → 25%
- Buyut → 12,5%
- Generasi ke-5 → 6,25%
- Generasi ke-6 → 3,125%
- Generasi ke-7 → 1,56%
- Generasi ke-8 → sekitar 0,78%

Bener dong klo less than 1% hahaha. Berarti nyumpahin orang sampe tujuh turunan tuh punya basic ilmiah 🤣

[10 @Kylian]

POV : You just realized you are getting robbed by Messi

[Hellenist ☀️🏺⚡️ @RealHellenist]

Cultural Roots of Europeans

[Geosophy @Geosophyy]

Your Nordic Countries

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Roll on Wednesday.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

4 different faces, 1 same situation! 🤑🥷🏻

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The male instinct to smile when one is broken inside