Laura Isigi🇰🇪

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[Madam @beehives__]

Under my dictatorship, scientists will find a way to make men get pregnant

[Eniola_OG💕 @ab_ennie]

a call from someone that’s not in my normal rotation stresses me out

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[Ms.Judy @Judykariuk6921]

My little contribution to society is creating spaces where people around me don’t have to perform . They can simply come as they are and be vulnerable ...

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

The Summer I became Aware of my Patterns

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

I love when a man tells me he wants to be more than friends because I could really use an assistant rn.

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

all of my advice lately has just been “you have a choice”. because you literally do. you have a choice

[Muchiri @vmuchiri1]

Every month I find newer ways of being financially irresponsible

[kitty @benupped]

I be liking so many shady and messy tweets if I was a celebrity I wouldn't survive a single day of cancel culture

[Bernnita Offei - Asante @a_bernnita]

I tell people that when you have mastered the act of contentment, people start thinking you have everything. Contentment doesn’t cancel desire; it cancels desperation.

[Big Martha🧚🏼‍♀️ @ibioluwaaaa]

Opened TikTok, and the first video I’m seeing is “Let’s go plane shopping.”??!!

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I think one of the nicest parts of growing older is becoming less concerned with what a good life should look like and more attentive to what a good life feels like to me.

[Aisi @AisiAtiti]

Game nights are not the time for friendship, we are here for war.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Some days require profound reflection and personal development. Other days require good food, an excellent outfit and absolutely no lessons whatsoever.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. at some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. you get to be proud of who you are. present tense

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. At some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. You get to be proud of who you are. Present tense.

[. @Dboysback65]

I like when people know I don’t like them so they just reframe from speaking to me altogether, like you’re doing great keep up the good work.

[Arafaht M. @Ahrry_xo]

If I become a woman of few words with you, either platonic or romantic… just know that I've mentally checked out of that connection with you. 🫠

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

I’ll always be a “this too shall pass” girlie because it always has, even when it felt impossible.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.