Island Ratz

Group of starving boys living in our mansion/parents' basements. Not gonna stop until we reach the top... or D List at the very least.

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

@SamBrown42069 Dang, what did Trevor do this time?

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Do you think when the Night King rose the dead in Winterfell that Theon Greyjoy got one last erection? #GoT #GameofThrones

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When you got the mad munchies in the studio and the track isn't the only thing that's fuego. #TakiTaki

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

Don't forget to use your lunar eclipse glasses tonight. #StaySafe #LunarEclipse

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

@NoJimboNoYay @Benortuno @ITMovieOfficial He kills himself right after the phone call from Mike

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

@BuzzFeed You posted this yesterday. Who's in charge over there?

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@funnyordie If you're dying, does that mean it's not funny?

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@mzgbeborun @Phunky__ Island Ratz. The whole crew.

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@CollegeHumor Roses are red
Violets are blue
This post is shit
And all your other lists too

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

@BuzzFeed With each individual?

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

@BuzzFeed But why bring children? There were more kids than there were clothes.

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

#SpaceForce #FlatEarth #MakeEarthRoundAgain #ButIDontCareSo

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

If you're the only person fanning yourself with a piece of paper, it's not the heat, it's your weight. Stop making a scene by splashing everyone with the sweat slinging off your meat slab arms. #MeatSweats

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

@Johnsense38 The struggle was real back then. Just had to wait till 11 p.m. on Thursday nights on @HBO

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

Hollywood is finally cracking down on movie piracy... by making movies so bad that no one bootlegs them. Thanks for @oceans8movie!

[Timmy Williams @timmyisanerd]

Sioux Falls! I'm performing at Boss' Comedy Club on Friday at 7pm! Doing an hour, and featuring some great local openers! Check it out. Also they have pizza and chicken, so you should still come even if you hate me.

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

@timmyisanerd Is it chicken? Or kitten?

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#TimmySays that #AmericaSays is just a knock-off Family Feud. Have you run out of ideas GSN?

[Island Ratz @Island_Ratz]

#YouCantSurviveOn5Words
The farts of famous people.
So stop defending their stupid actions by ass kissing. You aren't the only one back there, they will never notice you.