Sam Phelan

Raised in Philly Born an Islander

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@philzfactz Drouin is the most notable one for me. He seems like a home run signing that far he should be all over

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@heatdaddy69420 Chin-ess buffet mode coming soon?

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@EthanGSN Second option obviously

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@philzfactz Idk the ins and outs of buyouts/cap burying via waivers and being sent to Hamlton but sending schenn there and putting Cole Eiserman makes more sense to me if he’s even remotely ready

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@EthanGSN Imagine if he gets resigned here lol

[Butch Goring @91Butch]

@BizNasty2point0
I just wanted to congratulate you on an outstanding career

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[Ace on shark tank]

Ace: Hello Sharks, It’s Ace here.

*Ace doesn’t say anything after this. He stands there and stares directly towards the Sharks. Like 8 seconds goes by*

Mark Cuban: hey Ace. Do you have a business?…

Ace: Ace here.

Robert Herjavec (who is visibly pissed off already and crinkling a piece of paper in his hand): so you’re going to come on here and say nothing? It’s an opportunity of a lifetime. I sold a software company for 300 million and it took me 8 years for anyone to hear me out. And you’re not going to take advantage of what’s right here in front of you? What’s going on here?

Kevin O’Leary: Ace, I want to make money. im out. Fuck you.

Lori (whos tits are looking absolutely huge): kevin! That is rude. give the guy a chance, maybe he’s just nervous. Come on Ace, I know you have it in you. What do you have for us? Why are you here today?

Barbara (also pissed off but not because of Ace it’s because everyone keeps thinking she’s a lesbian): I need a soldier out there I need someone who knows what they want. There’s too much hesitation, and for that reason, I’m out.

Daymond John: Ace, I know it hasn’t went well for you thus far but here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to offer you 250,000 for 70% of your company.

Robert Herjavec: Daymond he hasn’t said anything besides that his name is Ace. Are you crazy? There is nothing here.

Mark Cuban: Robert, hold on. Ace, you should take that deal from Daymond. That’s a good deal and I wouldn’t say that if I didn’t mean it.

Daymond: mark, would you like to go in on that with me? 125,000 each and 35% each way?

*mark pauses. He looks at Ace. Looks back at Daymond. Back to Ace. Back to Daymond*

Mark: let’s do it

*robert Herjavec immediately has a heart attack*

*mark and Daymond swiftly stand up and walk towards ace and shake his hand*

Mark: we’re looking forward to this. You made the right decision.

Daymond: we’re happy for Ace.

Ace: it’s Ace.

*cuts to survivor season 700 commercial*

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@IsleMagicNumber @ehornick Never happened according to the broadcast

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

NFL: bans smelling salts for players
Local NHL broadcast team

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@AndyGraz_19 I think next year would probably be the time ro move him

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

I want to make it extremely clear: I do not feel for Leafs fans. I am still very much laughing along. Harder than ever, maybe

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@stefen_rosner Season ticket holders only?

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@EthanGSN Marner to Hagens and the islanders win the stanley cup! #walkwithme

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

Didn’t have Kathy Hochul rigging the lottery on my bingo card

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@philzfactz Mid game

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@EthanGSN The New York Islanders are challenging for offsides- me if i were Patty

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@EthanGSN Well you see when a player interferes with the goalie, wait this is the islanders who got the the goal? NO GOAL

[Sam Phelan @Islesfan51]

@KevinK033 Worse than the vanek kick

[Chris Jastrzembski @Chris_Jast]

FILIP GUSTAVSSON HAS MORE GOALS THAN CONNOR MCDAVID & AUSTON MATTHEWS (& Matvei Michkov)

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

✅ 1/6 on the power play
✅ 0/2 on the PK
✅ Have Pageau/Holmstrom score short handed
✅ Dominate every stat category
✅Take the lead with 2 minutes left
✅ Surrender it 13 seconds later on an egregious Noah Dobson error
✅ Lose in OT on another Noah Dobson error