ismael

utsa 25’

[ismael @Ismael21Lopez]

i don’t care about looks, i care about vibes but if you ugly we can’t vibe

[Mexican National Team @miseleccionmxEN]

Go wish Gil a happy birthday right now! 🥳🫐

Our boy is turning 1️⃣8️⃣ today! 🎉 Happy birthday and best wishes always, Morita! 🎂💚

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

#NewProfilePicBruv

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Pringles is offering one person 200 years of free crisps if they agree to have their ashes buried in a can-shaped urn

The winner will receive a custom urn, with the prize to be passed down after their death

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

I went here and everyone knew you. First name basis actually

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Breaking Bad’ star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/DmwnlH1RAl)

[Liam @liam_nabors3]

Imagine reading this in 1776

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

CJ Stroud This Season:
• 1,473 yards
• 7 TD
• 0 INT

The Texans are 1-4.
CJ Stroud is NOT the problem.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Herbert has 7 INT.
Maye has 7 INT.
Stafford has 6 INT.
Darnold has 5 INT.
Josh Allen has 3 INT.
Burrow has 3 INT.
Dak has 3 INT.
Trevor has 3 INT.
Nix has 3 INT.
Love has 3 INT.
Hurts has 3 INT.

CJ Stroud has 0.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

MOST UNDERRATED QB IN THE LEAGUE:

#Texans superstar C.J. Stroud DOMINATED the division-rival #Titans in a 26-3 WIN today.

26 of 34
76.5%
261 passing yards
One passing TD
Zero interceptions
1 rushing TD
2 TOTAL TOUCHDOWNS

STROUD IS SILENCING THE DOUBTERS. CJ IS BACK.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

CJ Stroud after getting his first win of the season and trading for Marvin Harrison Jr.

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

CJ Stroud continues to look *very* good man. If this is the guy saying “get me Marvin Harrison Jr.”, you gotta go get Marvin Harrison Jr.

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

POV: my boy offering me a key bump after approximately 2 domestic beers

[farah 💛🌻 @farah_hamed_]

Football in Texas this year:

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Texans HC DeMeco Ryans told reporters they are trading for Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr.

A massive trade 😱

[𖣂 @mannyyszn]

ate her pussy in the car thats what you call uber eats

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Adam Schefter: “The Arizona Cardinals are trading Marvin Harrison Jr.”

Everyone: “To where?”

Adam Schefter:

[BIGNOAH 👨🏽‍💻 @BIGNOAH256]

“Welcome to Arch Manning Kia of Austin”

[Reggie Chatman Jr. @ReggieChatman]

Went to find the worst seat at Bryant Denny Stadium

Brother I’m up here with GOD

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

I am never deleting this app