ISMAIL

HALF GONE,HALF HERE🎗

[SANTO @ssentongopeter5]

Just remember whoever comes before Owe has to pay

[MULUNGI JOAN @MulungiJoan]

For my son’s sake and my dear family, my gloves are off now. Please release the video, sir. I will no longer remain silent while this continues.

[Atuhaire Caroline @Atuhairecarol10]

Davis Amooti was simply mourning his King and somehow managed to trigger Mama Uganda.

Apparently, Amooti once slid into Mama Uganda’s DMs asking for 20K, so Mama Uganda decided to release the receipts. But that wasn’t the end of the drama. Mr Mugabe also wanted to take Mama Uganda on a date because her posts illuminate humanity only for the proposal to be rejected because … he sells airtime. 😭

But plot twist! Fraine Supermarket has now offered to sponsor the date for free, and the generous tweeps are behind this cause …offering to pay once they actually go on a date.

#MrMugumeMustTakeMamaUgOnADate

[King_B ♊️ @kingkilla_B]

Coming from a country that put stones on their bank notes just so their currency could carry weight.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

We have bantered South Africa about HIV only for us to catch Ebola.

[Netflix @netflix]

Power can't protect you. ANIMALS, in select theaters and on Netflix October 9

[ISMAIL @Ismailmugie]

@_demwiky 😂😂😂😂😂

[Mwikya. @_demwiky]

Allow us cook since we can't Treat you

[Captain Kalanji👨🏾‍✈️ @CaptainKalvmx1]

MTN: “Bring your proof of residence”
South Africans :

[JOHNNY23 @mainamwangij5]

Land.

[Mwikya. @_demwiky]

South Africans think everything they say is positive because of Their HIV

[Dr. Igor 🇿🇼 @DrMzimu]

At least we have a Homeland. You neither have a home, nor LAND. 🤣🤣🤣

[steppa🔗 @Ni_Gitiro]

When a South African realises that computers have Antiviruses

[KASEE🇰🇪 @Kasee_22]

S.A schools

[Akido @akido256]

Ugandan Artists, this is how you behave when your mic refuses to work, you don’t stop music and start to quarrel

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A big month.

Onwards into October ✊

[100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina! @GalaxyFMUg]

Zari and Shakib, a match made in heaven 😋

[Netflix @netflix]

Hoon Lee stars as Lee in EAST OF EDEN.

Premiering October 1.

[ALTON 🩺 @NewtonAllan6]

Join me to congratulate our man from Apac Dr Otile. 🎉

[Geno Eric @genoeric1]

Awoo ku sir name.