Ismayeel Syed

An Enterprise Technology Innovator, Strategist & Evangelist with 18 years experience. Voted Sunday Times Magazine’s Top 10 British Visionaries.

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@YodelOnline You are absolutely useless - your processes, your staff, your systems, everything. No common sense, no empowerment to resolve issues, "simply computer says no" attitude. Won't use or recommend you ever again. Issue still outstanding after 6 call centre contacts.🤬

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@STAHSPE Can someone on the Lacrosse buses please advise us waiting parents of when you expect to be here? Timely updates would be very helpful instead of wasting valuable time each Saturday

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@STAHSPE Can someone on the Lacrosse buses please advise us waiting parents of when you expect to be here? Timely updates would be very helpful instead of wasting valuable time each Saturday

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@Auxillis What is going on with you? Absolutely useless service. Courtesy car doesn't turn up last week as planned, rebooked for today after apology from DirectLine, and yet another no-show ! Get your act together!

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

Thinking of signing up for lessons @Hertsmusic_ctr and wondered if any existing student would / would not recommend it for saxophone ? In return I am happy to be reffered by you so you get a £25 referral reward.

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@Sanjeevesinha @paulchowdhry @albanarena I'll take them please if still available for sale.

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@DavidLloydHat What's happened to your adult sessions in the app - coaches can't set them up and members can't book. Come on IT team.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces that he will sue the Biden White House in order to block his and his administration’s records relating to his deadly insurrection from reaching the January 6 Committee. However, Biden will have the final say. RT IF BIDEN SHOULD RELEASE THE RECORDS!

[Chicken Genius @pakpakchicken]

guys, especially those new to investing. I'm here with you. Haven't sold anything.

Nothing change fundamentally. Just how the markets work. Stick to the plan, all will be fine.

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@nandosuae First visit to a UAE Nandos (Dubai Mall). 64 minutes between order and food arrival. Freezing cold corn on cob. Tiny chips portion. No Lemon & Herb sauce in bottle format (is that across UAE?). No accepting chilli points or awarding them. Horrible experience. I miss UK

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@Steakout_UK Why does Google say you are open ? Your own website says we "are back and sizzling" so I make the journey only to find you are CLOSED !!! Update your digital presence and stop wasting my time ! Not that difficult to convey your current situation to your customers.

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

Love it

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Just Genius. https://t.co/iFiJ1hyK3g

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@sentientbomb Great prank. Well done. I tried it with my kids, backfired on the youngest one .... https://t.co/AFKJWgddYh

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

@RebeccaMcCabe72 Oh oh ! Let's hope it's the heat from the studio lights and not ....

[Ismayeel Syed @Ismayeel]

#covid19UK Has anyone else noticed that the wonderfully articulate and coherent Chris Whitty (Chief Medical Officer) doesn't blink ? Haven't seen him blink once during today's press briefing.

[Mohamed Enieb @its_menieb]

@elonmusk Also here’s the best way to protect yourself from coronvirus

[Tweets on a Mug @tweetsonamug]

@elonmusk https://t.co/bOOtoEP7G4