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[... @Ismoketacos]

Whoever invented rolling chairs, thank you.

[... @Ismoketacos]

Special place in hell for you bro

[... @Ismoketacos]

Someone really stole the watch my sister gave me with my name engraved on it 😪

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat

[ً @wtffrio]

naps hit different when you're using them to avoid being alive

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Normalize being out the loop…. Like what is even going on

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

does anyone know if at some point it stops

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

it is SAD theres no fast food place that sells vegetables. i should be able to go to a drive thru in the middle of the night and get some broccoli

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

I haven’t seen the U.S. government do something in the best interest of the population my entire life

[Hange Zoë @Jeesa_Jay]

A lot of the time, you’re the one violating your own boundaries by continuing to put yourself in certain spaces and around certain people.

[the darkest bobby 🇵🇸 🇨🇦 @bobbydilettante]

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble

[Word @umarfof]

We’re far more blessed than we think we are.

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I'm walking on sunshine you stupid bitch

[trash jones @jzux]

hangovers are so embarrassing. oweee i’m so sick from poisoning myself for fun

[... @Ismoketacos]

I miss Matt Ryan 😪

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

googled my symptoms and turns out i just needed to get a little high and stand in the sunshine