JR

Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are just a matter of duty

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

Day 2 without sports:

Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.

[The Black Hokage @TheBlackHokage]

Lore accurate 🤣

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

This clip gone do numbers during the next Josh Allen playoff meltdown

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

Could not agree more. Please don’t visit or move down here. Thank you

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Miami asks the question what if a city is not walkable or driveable and is filled with the worst people

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Florida’s migration patterns are changing. Residents in their prime working years are heading to other states, while fewer people are arriving," per WSJ

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Real Madrid midfielder Federico Valverde had to be taken to a hospital after getting into a fight with teammate Aurélien Tchouaméni just three days before ElClásico against Barcelona, sources have told ESPN.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨TRUMP TO SCHOOL KIDS: ‘IRAN WAS 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM KILLING YOU’

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

The Marlins have designated RHP Chris Paddack for assignment.

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

Man saw his first Miami Latina and risked it all 😭

[Sheldon Fox-7 News @fox_sheldon]

A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

Doing and saying all the right things to get the fan base involved and happy. Good start.

Win some damn games and I’m all in

[Matthew Corn @m_corn10]

#Gators HC Jon Sumrall on being bowl eligible in year 1:
“We better be, or I’ll be on top of the stadium getting ready to do something stupid.” 🤣🤣🤣

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Class of 2027 RB Duece Jones-Drew has Committed to UCLA, he tells me for @Rivals

The 5’8 185 RB chose the Bruins over Cal, SMU, and Arizona

He’s the son of former UCLA and NFL RB Maurice Jones-Drew

https://t.co/KN1cMwM7El

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

@NealGardner_

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

@flasportsbuzz Please send this bum to Uzbekistan

[ay @spoonlocks]

Boston fans saw the Pats get blown out then a 3-1 choke three months later

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

Boston sports in 2026

Celtics blow 3-1 lead
Patriots blown out in Super Bowl
Red Sox aren’t a playoff team
Bruins lost in playoffs

Back in the basement you go Boston

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

@theonetrueiaq @babytron_szn @MySportsUpdate Yes, but current person in office isn’t exactly keeping Miami Cubans happy at the moment. A lot have jumped ship.

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

@_jonsumrall Too lonely on campus and eating too much chipotle

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Patriots scouts: "Who should we target on Day 3 of the draft?"

Mike Vrabel at counseling:

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

@KingOfPhinland Houston did

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇦🇷✨ 9 years ago today, Leo Messi scored the winning goal in the 92nd minute against Real Madrid. He the pulled out one of most iconic celebrations. 👕🥶