Mark Townsend

I am not a Super Hero. I cannot stress this point enough.

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@EvanWebeck Split squad today? Who's playing in Peoria?

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Finally we all got to experience what it must have been like to be a Warriors fan all those years

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@dieter Was showing how dominant Ohtani, Judge, and Soto could be at Oracle just a shrewd long-term plan to appeal to future free agents?

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@nwagoner Reminiscent of Ice Cube bragging about his triple-double...

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@dieter They can review if the call is due to the restricted area.

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[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

What I'll remember from the #Oscars this year...

5. Kevin Costner and his first "adult film"
4. Lady Gaga and Liza Minnelli
3. Troy Kotsur and Youn Yuh-jung
2. Questlove
1. The Flash enters The Speed Force

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

The following is an all encompassing list of scenarios in which I'm interested in your wordle results...

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[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@allinkid I believe that's when The Riddler is expected to show up.

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@TheAthletic Other teams only chance is if Westbrook stays healthy.

[Bryan Tucker @BTuckertime]

America is terribly divided, but we can all agree on one thing: we want this new Lakers team to lose.

[beng @kicknyrgios]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here I think

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@GretnaHusker @Brynan OK, I'm staring to like this team.

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

Had to explain to my 13 year old the difference between prostate cancer and prostitute cancer. Pretty sure I got the subtle differences correct despite the lack of help from WebMD.

[David Wain @davidwain]

Joel Gallen did a director’s cut of Prince’s insane solo on “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”....time to watch this 100 more times. https://t.co/CAj3OCsnyS

[Joel @_joel_william_]

U.S elevation, pretty neat

[Mark Townsend @IsotopeMark]

@TheAthletic @ChantelJennings @TheAthleticWBB @TheAthleticCBB Stanford, Baylor, NC State, South Carolina